17.07.2007, 12:58 pm
I don't really dig MLB. You know what I do dig?
Yes, Ichiro Suzuki. In fact, the Mariners are my favorite baseball team and I don't even fucking watch baseball. What's a home run? I don't even know. Who cares. I have no idea why I think he looks so amazing, but something about Ichiro in a uniform makes me want to lose my shit. It doesn't help, I guess, that my entire 1.5 - 2 hours at the gym are spent staring at clips of him on ESPN. Exercise gets those endorphins rolling-- those SEX ENDORPHINS.
Believe it or not, it actually helps that he usually looks like a rapist.
There was also this guy lifting weights on the floor below me. At the AFC, which is where I'm forced to go, you exercise with a view over a railing down onto the weightlifting area. Halfway through my workout I looked down at this guy, and he looked up at me, and I honestly felt queasy. He was THAT good looking. I'm not usually into guys, but this guy was so blazing hot that it made me feel sick to my stomach. He was covered with sweat, and yet...I never saw him actually do anything but talk to girls. I guess getting digits is great for the muscles because this guy was unbelievably athletic looking without being grotesque. (you know the type) He kept looking up at me for the rest of the workout and it made me ultra uncomfortable. I refused eye contact for the duration. I like to think he was looking up at me because he thought I was hot or something, but I doubt it... One hour into a workout NO ONE looks hot.
I don't know what my deal is, honestly. I am on some heterosexual kick that's freaking me out a bit. I usually don't pay attention to guys for any reason other than to laugh at them or to evoke laughter from them. My hormones are outrageously out of control to the point of near mania. This is some weird shit.
WHICH LEADS ME TO the fact that I got my apartment! I am going to sign a lease today. It is co-ed, at the very least, but with a preference for all guys. God I hope they aren't gross/creepy. I have zero desire to fuck random guys, and -0 desire to fuck roommates, (yes -0 is possible) but it wouldn't hurt if they were hot. Or, you know, Ichiro Suzuki. Maybe he goes here just like Daniel Radcliffe.
Today during class I daydreamed and contemplated the idea of working with CPS. God help me.
ALSO it seems that spoilers for the Deathly Hallows have been shat upon the internets. I intended to read the last page first, so not really a disappointment for me when I saw it. I do question the source a bit... No one quite knows yet where the fuck the photocopy or page numbers have come from. I was actually a mite disappointed that more significant characters didn't die. A couple of the characters, however, oh God were fucking asking for it. So goddamn annoying.
I have so much to do it's unbelievable.
